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Old Phuket Town Heritage Walk
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An evening cabaret theatre on the edge of Patong, staging glitzy costume and dance revues with lip-synced musical numbers and photos with performers afterwards.
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Simon Cabaret is one of Phuket's best-known evening shows, staged in a dedicated theatre on Sirirat Road just outside Patong, on the road south towards Karon. It is a cabaret revue of costume changes, dance routines and musical numbers, and the singing is lip-synced rather than live, so the focus is firmly on the staging, the choreography and the sheer number of sequins and feathers on stage. It is pure entertainment rather than theatre with a story.
Performances take place in the evening, with the venue open from about 18:00 to 22:30; check the show time on your ticket and arrive in good time to collect tickets and find your seats. Each show consists of two sections that use the whole stage, followed by a smaller act in front of the curtain. The auditorium has cinema-style seating, divided into regular and VIP seats, and a drink is included with entry.
Photography is not allowed inside the theatre. After the show, however, the performers gather by the entrance for photographs with the audience, and a tip of around 100 baht per photo is expected, so keep some small notes ready. If you would rather not pay, simply walk past politely; no one should be pressured.
The show suits couples, groups of friends and anyone curious to see a classic Thai cabaret. It is generally aimed at adults, so parents may want to judge for themselves whether it suits their children. It works well as an evening out before dinner in Patong or a walk along Bangla Road, and the whole visit, including getting there and the photo session afterwards, usually fits into a couple of hours.
The theatre is a short taxi or tuk-tuk ride from the centre of Patong; agree the fare before you set off. If you are driving, the venue is on the road leading south out of Patong towards Karon. Afterwards, Patong's restaurants and beach road are a few minutes away, while visitors staying in Kata or Karon can head straight home along the coast road. Book ahead in high season, when evening shows are most in demand, and check the current show times when you book, as schedules can change.
At 8 Sirirat Road, just outside Patong on the road towards Karon.
Shows run in the evening, with the venue open from about 18:00 to 22:30; check the time on your ticket.
No, the musical numbers are lip-synced.
Not inside the theatre, but performers pose for photos at the entrance afterwards for a tip.
Regular and VIP seats in a cinema-style auditorium.
It is mainly aimed at adults, so parents should judge for themselves whether it suits their children.
A short taxi or tuk-tuk ride; agree the fare first.
Yes, especially in high season.
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